Tucker‘s tinder profile reads:
Handsome floof with soft & silky body hair seeks human companion. For life.
I’m the real deal and I’m looking for a commitment.
I’ve been married before and was left high and dry so if you’re just here to play around keep swiping.
I like to take things slow. I’m a foodie. I am an introvert and want to be your only King.
Kids? Bleh. No kids. They stress me out. Just being honest.
Did I mention how honest I am?
Well, I am. I’m also a catch.
Come catch me.